13 March 2012

Horns up \m/



Wassup with the Horns Up?


I haven't laughed so hard in ages! What the hell is going on? After George Bush, Obama, Britney Spears, Avril Lavigne, Miley Cyrus, Salman Khan; it’s Justin Bieber, the most annoying kid around who’s up with the devil horns?!


What is it? A very cool “yo-yo” pose?  Half the people using it don’t even know what it means, simply cheapening and commercializing it. The HORNS is used to show your appreciation to Rock and Metal. It’s not the same symbol used by our beloved Spiderman, when he shoots his web. What was once a symbol of uniformity and rebellion exclusively for a community of metalheads, has now become a casual symbol, just to do with your hands in any photo.

First and foremost, the sign is not meant to show how “kewl” or awesome you are.
Second, it DOES NOT mean “Rock on”.
Third, nor it means “rocking”. Metal is NEVER rocking, nothing is rocking about metal.
Lastly, don’t put up pictures throwing up those horns, especially if you are doing it wrong. Hanging those thumbs out makes you look like crap.



The horns are a sign of recognition for fellow Rock/Metal lovers. It’s a sign of respect for musicians of the genre. After crying like a fool to the songs of Enrique, Taylor Swift, Adele, and tapping your foot to Lady Gaga, Rihanna, Pit Bull; you SHOULD NOT/ MUST NOT use the horns randomly to greet people or pose like a mentally retard for a Facebook Dp. The horns hold a very special place in every headbanger’s heart. If your head is neither banging nor thrashing, don’t use it or it will be an open invitation to throw you in the Pit/the Wall of Death by the metalheads.
Trust me on this, airheads. \m/