Wassup with the Horns Up?
I haven't laughed so hard in ages! What the hell is going on? After George Bush, Obama, Britney Spears, Avril
Lavigne, Miley Cyrus, Salman Khan; it’s Justin Bieber, the most annoying kid
around who’s up with the devil horns?!
What
is it? A very cool “yo-yo” pose? Half
the people using it don’t even know what it means, simply cheapening and
commercializing it. The HORNS is used to show your appreciation to Rock and
Metal. It’s not the same symbol used by our beloved Spiderman, when he shoots
his web. What was once a symbol of uniformity and rebellion exclusively for a community of metalheads, has now become a casual symbol, just to do with your hands in any photo.
First
and foremost, the sign is not meant to show how “kewl” or awesome you are.
Second,
it DOES NOT mean “Rock on”.
Third,
nor it means “rocking”. Metal is NEVER rocking, nothing is rocking about metal.
Lastly, don’t put up
pictures throwing up those horns, especially if you are doing it wrong. Hanging
those thumbs out makes you look like crap.
The horns are a sign of recognition for fellow
Rock/Metal lovers. It’s a sign of respect for musicians of the genre. After
crying like a fool to the songs of Enrique, Taylor Swift, Adele, and tapping
your foot to Lady Gaga, Rihanna, Pit Bull; you SHOULD NOT/ MUST NOT use the
horns randomly to greet people or pose like a mentally retard for a Facebook
Dp. The horns hold a very special place in every headbanger’s heart. If your
head is neither banging nor thrashing, don’t use it or it will be an open
invitation to throw you in the Pit/the Wall of Death by the metalheads.
Trust
me on this, airheads. \m/